19 April 2011

This is funny

I've covered this article before but thought I'd mock it again. "Hezbollah intends to attack WESTERN targets... news websites cites WESTERN intelligence report... Hezbollah is planning an attack on WESTERN targets... information intercepted by a WESTERN intelligence agency... WESTERN intelligence officials believe Hezbollah intends to strike WESTERN targets... WESTERN diplomats expect the court to accuse Hezbollah members" Ok. And when finally get some specifics at the end of the article it's "specifying the Far East, Greece and Turkey as areas where an attack COULD occur... India and Thailand are also THOUGHT TO BE countries where an attack COULD take place... the counter terrorism bureau warned against traveling to Sinai and called on Israelis who were in Sinai to return to Israel immediately." "Western targets" is indeed very broad, where would be without these very useful intelligence reports? Basically they're saying Hezbollah COULD attack anywhere at any time. They have no idea.

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